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"Horizontal AND vertical stripes? Oh, Sugar…"

"Horizontal AND vertical stripes? Oh, Sugar…"

"Man, for the life of me I cannot remember if it’s chives or fennel that I use in that omelette. C’mon Cliff, THINK!"

"Man, for the life of me I cannot remember if it’s chives or fennel that I use in that omelette. C’mon Cliff, THINK!"

"So after I left Mickey Mouse Club I was a a founding member of the pop group The Party. After that…well, it was all downhill for Chase.”

"So after I left Mickey Mouse Club I was a a founding member of the pop group The Party. After that…well, it was all downhill for Chase.”

"Ya know, now that I think about Sharper Image definitely had some useful things."

"Ya know, now that I think about Sharper Image definitely had some useful things."

"Dr. Tongue. Man, that takes me back. How did you remember that?"

"Dr. Tongue. Man, that takes me back. How did you remember that?"

"Hmm. Wait, wait, lemme think about it. Nah, man, ya got me. Oh wait! Was it ‘Dazed And Confused’? It is?! Ha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Tellin’ ya, don’t mess with a Renee Zellweger fan."

"Hmm. Wait, wait, lemme think about it. Nah, man, ya got me. Oh wait! Was it ‘Dazed And Confused’? It is?! Ha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Tellin’ ya, don’t mess with a Renee Zellweger fan."

"I wish Lost was still on."

"I wish Lost was still on."

"Yeah, popped open a bottle of Veuve and wouldn’t ya know it? Right in the peeper. Talk about a tough Tuesday!"

"Yeah, popped open a bottle of Veuve and wouldn’t ya know it? Right in the peeper. Talk about a tough Tuesday!"

"Just don’t touch my hair, I’m a bit "metro" about it. I like to look good, so what?"

"Just don’t touch my hair, I’m a bit "metro" about it. I like to look good, so what?"

"Just know that at midnight I like to get my fuck on. Doesn’t matter where I am, just know that a fuck is gonna be gettin’ on."

"Just know that at midnight I like to get my fuck on. Doesn’t matter where I am, just know that a fuck is gonna be gettin’ on."